1. simsgonewrong:

    after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

    (via scoutnoir)


    1. Video Game Trailer: Start by customizing your character.
    2. Me: You have my attention.
  2. demboysgotprobstoo:

    One man who committed suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge left behind a note saying “I’m going to walk. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.”

    “I make a point to smile at everyone I see now”

    (Source: t-aciturn, via tomarobby)

  3. wellshitbitchnoname:


    this is fucking awesome

    This is so beautiful

    (Source: followandreblog, via tomarobby)

  4. peterbaker:

    The End, Santa Cruz, California 2014

    (via tomarobby)


  5. vanjalen:


    gf: babe come over

    me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

    gf: my parents are out

    me: image

    at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

    (via tomarobby)

  6. flaw-in-the-plan:


    the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

    literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

    (Source: bryko, via tomarobby)

  7. (Source: d-r-i-m-e-s, via tomarobby)

  8. postapukealyptic:

    surprise it’s people

    (via boonesdeadwife)

  9. too-midget-for-you:

    I want to put him in my pocket and take him home

    (Source: thorlokid, via youraveragesatanist)